What kind of skirts?
please bore someone else with your …questions
ugh i still need those skirts
omg this is a movie about cereal and zozo in my kindergarten style. is “flakes” the story of my life?!?
lord jesus i am kostanza
(Source: bobbymoynihan, via peggingwithstyles)
Hanne Gaby ‘Lost (Croc)’ Outtake by Dylan Forsberg for the upcoming Transparency issue of Transmission.
(via danaboulos)
Soooooo this party is coming up soon. This is inconnu’s first big event, and we want ALL of the people there. Come, party on with us, Wayne.
life is weird, man
I need to like right myself a guide to romance and remind myself to follow it
- coat nose hairs with a couple quick coats of mascara
- line eyebrows with a ballpoint pen
- make your own summery scented perfume using watermelon juice, salty ocean water, and your own urine— it’ll smell just like you, only better!
- remove eye makeup with the steam from your tea
- place head in oven and wait for lashes to form a voluptuous curl
- sharpen teeth with a nail file; vampires are IN right now
- dip ends of hair in windshield washer fluid for an oily blue shine